I know I have already probably lost some readers, and that is okay. They will go on be obnoxious for the rest of their lives, and still clueless on how to check out a book. But for those of you who have stuck with me, can you believe that there are some seniors in this school who do not know how to check out a book from their library? A monkey could do that! This is the sad world we live in people, and it is sickening at some points. How can you go through your complete high school career without checking out even one (ONE!!) book from the library? You can't...if you have an IQ higher than 10. For those of you who do not know how to take out a book, I decided to donate a little of my time to make a step-by-step list on how to properly check out a book from the library.
Checking out Books for Dummies:
1) Find a book. (Wow, really? And no, you may not take out the giant dictionary)
2) Walk to the library desk (If you even can with all the knowledge in your hand weighing you down)
3) The librarian will ask you if you want to check out a book, you nod and say "Yes!"
4) You hand over the book to her
5) She will ask for your student ID number, say it to her fairly slowly so she can type it out (if you are too imbecilic to remember the 4 to 6 numbers, then remember to bring your actual student ID so she can just read it herself)
6)She will scan the barcode and put a stamp in the back of it, then swipe it in a machine (because you don't want to be that kid that the scanners by the door beep for)
7) She will hand you the book, you take it, smile, and say "Thank you! Have a good day!"
Congratulations! You now know how to check out a book from the library! And in only 7 easy steps!
Click this link to read what I believe is the best solution for this problem. It is a nice way for both sides to meet in the middle:
http://hoyhehe.blogspot.com/2013/02/of-blasphemy-and-car-accidents.html
*scroll down to "Learning to Idiocy"*
I think a strike system would do wonders for the library situation. If we have a scanner like in the lunch line that allows people to punch in their numbers or scan their Student ID's, and a computer that shows the person's face, it would work! Then the librarians wouldn't have to do the follow-up with the teachers. It is pretty obvious who the troublemakers are, so once they misbehave their numbers will be banned from the library for a specific number of weeks based on what they do (but they can still come in for classes). This allows the kids who actually like to read and sometimes just feel like coming into the library to try to find a good book, still can! They don't have to continually hassle their teachers for passes, and that means we don't kill any more trees.
I think I have made my point.